handslikehoses:

piercethebeau:

handslikehoses:

handslikehoses:

i bet you never had a friday night like this

i regret making this post with every inch of me

It’s back

PLEASE NO

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

Screw you plant murderer!

maccasmiz:

letspretendthatimbritish:

I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.

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